Isaiah 55 "Hey! Come on. It's my shout"

God says to you personally, "Are you thirsty mate? Don't worry I always look after a friend.

The beers are on me, and you can pick what you like from the menu - from wine, even milk for starters, to the finest chateaubriand steak.
Even the water is special here.

As I said, it's my shout so you can put your wallet away.

Besides, you couldn't buy what I've got lined up for you, even if you wanted to.

Let's get away from the bar so we can talk.

You see there's more to this than meets the eye. If you want to put in with me I can see something for you in this, and if you are up for it, we could go into partnership.

Hold on to your hat here, because this is where it gets interesting.

You have heard me speak about David, how we came to an agreement that would last for millions, even billions of years.

I actually made him a king, a political and military commander in his day, and he honoured me.

Well, the offer on the table is this, that it could be the same for you.

In a few years time you could have kings and ambassadors from distant lands coming to you with gifts. You will advise and guide them in my name and with all my authority.

Your enemies who have lied to you and about you, will come and worship at your feet, and they will realise that, through everything, it was I who loved you.

Now if you don't get what I am saying, and would rather pass it up just now, don't sweat. It may grieve me to tears my friend, but I won't be offended.

This opportunity is available to a limited number of people for a limited time i.e. until all the positions have been taken.

Now if you want to shake on it, all I ask is you love me like you would your father, fit into my scheme of things, and a paradise on earth can be yours no worries.

We strongly advise you accept. And by the way there's no disclaimer clause.

I couldn't be fairer than that now could I?"